Getting the Sex Life You Want and Deserve - Continuing With S

By Levi Reiss

Do you want to improve your sex life? It seems that most people do, whether they are heterosexuals, homosexuals, or somewhere in between. We have so many suggestions for improving your sex life that we are putting together an alphabetical list of what to do. Just so you don't miss out, we are also putting together an alphabetical list of what not to do. We present a double series of articles for the letter S. The focus here is on sign, strip, and surprise.

S is for sign. Read the signs. A yes should not come as a bolt from the blue. In fact if you are a really good sign reader you may be aware of the long-awaited outcome (and ingo) as soon as your partner has made up his or her mind. Now if you have misunderstood you should, in fact you must, pull back. I strongly suggest that you don't mention the sign theory at all. You should be more careful next time. Perhaps she was breathing real heavily because you walked up six flights of stairs. Perhaps he was laughing real hard at your joke because he actually thought it was funny. Perhaps she started swearing like a trouper because that's the way she talks. But when your potential partner starts signing his or her name on your butt, I would say that's a good sign. Unless it's in indelible ink.

S is for strip. The striptease is getting to be a neglected art. Why be in such a hurry? Why not build anticipation by slowly and lovingly removing articles of clothing? The more intimate the clothing, the more slowly and more lovingly it should be removed. And why stop at strip poker? There are lots and lots of games that can be transformed into a strip version. For example, why not play Strip Jeopardy? In the beginning you may wonder what you can use for a buzzer. But this problem usually works its way out and its way in well before the end of the game. Make up your own categories. And I'm not talking about 19th Century Polish Literature although they tell me that can be good too. It may be too easy; if you run in my crowd nobody can answer the questions. It's almost enough to want to go to the library.

S is for surprise. Why not surprise your lover with a new position or a new twist on a good-old-standard position? You do have to be ready to answer the question: 'So where did you learn that?' You might be in for a surprise if you answer: 'I found a book in the library, right next to the 19th Century Polish Literature section.' Or you could try: 'You might be surprised to know why some 19th Century Polish Literature has become so popular.'

Levi Reiss has authored or co-authored ten books on computers and the Internet, but to be honest, he would rather just drink fine wine, eat fine food, and enjoy life. He teaches classes in computers at an Ontario French-language community college. Among his many web sites he is particularly proud of his new site celebrating all kinds of love including physical love at http://www.sexsexesex.com. You will find a wide range of jokes, articles, and quotes devoted to various aspects of sex and a great collection of photos. If you don't know French, enjoy the translations. Check out his global wine website at http://www.theworldwidewine.com.