Problems in Getting the Sex Life You Want and Deserve - Continuing With S

By Levi Reiss

Whether you are heterosexual, homosexual, or somewhere in the middle you probably want to improve your sex life. It's just no fun being alone. Unlike many others we don't promise you instant success. We do think that our double series of articles for the letter S should help improve your sex life. This present article focuses on the problems and pitfalls that prevent you from attaining the sex life that you want and deserve. Another series of articles focuses on what you should be doing. Both our "negative" and "positive" suggestions can help you get what you want. Here we examine sore, stale, and star.

S is for sore. Don't be a sore loser. I am not sure that you will mind being a sore winner. (Do you remember the punch line of that old joke where the Norse gods and others meet after an orgy? One says "Hello, I'm Thor." The other says, "You're Thor. I'm tho Thor I can't pith.") But if you break out in sores you should get medical treatment. And you may have reason to be sore at your partner, your partner's partner, and so on down the line. There probably won't be any Norse gods in the lineup.

S is for stale. Don't let your sex life get stale. Try new positions and just as importantly new ways of spending those precious moments together. Remember, only one letter separates stale and style, but there is a world of difference. Even styles can get stale. But being stale will never go into style.

S is for star. It's not really necessary to be the star in the bedroom. Your sexual activities should be a partnership, or a group activity. Stars are really out of place, even if they have no trouble finding the place. And meeting the pace. On the other hand, when you do it right you and your partner may see stars. Especially if you bump heads. And there's something just great about a starry-eyed partner, unless he or she is starry-eyed from staring at too many fan magazines. Don't forget, star spelled backwards is rats. And that hardly rates. I'm starting to get the idea and feel like joining my co-star.

Are you tired of all this negativity? Take a look at our companion series that accentuates the positive.

Levi Reiss has authored or co-authored ten books on computers and the Internet, but to be honest, he would rather just drink fine wine, eat fine food, and enjoy life. He teaches classes in computers at an Ontario French-language community college. Among his many web sites he is particularly proud of his new site celebrating all kinds of love including physical love at http://www.sexsexesex.com. You will find a wide range of jokes, articles, and quotes devoted to various aspects of sex and a great collection of photos. If you don't know French, enjoy the translations. Check out his global wine website at http://www.theworldwidewine.com.