By Levi Reiss
Whether heterosexual, homosexual, or somewhere in the middle we all want to improve our sex life. Who wants to be alone? We can't offer you an article, magic pill, perfume, potion, or pick-up line that will automatically send you and your intended partner to the bedroom. However, I really do believe that you can perk up your sex life whoever you are. We present a double series of articles for the letter P.
This article focuses on the problems and pitfalls that prevent you from improving your sex life. Another series focuses on what you should be doing. Both our "negative" and "positive" suggestions will help you get what you want. Here we examine phony, plastered, and procrastination.
P is for phony. Who wants to call someone who is phony? Actually there are lots of things that you can call such people. I remember a place we used to go when we were still in short pants so to speak. The place was so phony that even the phoneys said it was phony. Yet we went there. The joint eventually shut down. Maybe they couldn't pay their phone bill. Remember, if you are giving yourself an image other than the real you, you're going to have to work real hard to keep up the pretense. To tell the truth, it's so much easier to tell the truth. Even if once in a while it sounds phony.
P is for plastered. Don't get plastered either at a party or a one or two-person event. There is something very unattractive about someone who has lost their control. I remember a Christmas party where I, a relatively new hire, finally got the chance to meet the president of the firm. The sun had not yet set and he was in his cups, babbling from all the Whiskey (or was it Whisky) that he polished off that afternoon. It wasn't a pretty sight. In fact he couldn't even leave the premises on his own power. He kept saying over and over again how great his employees were. He was really plastered. I still remember his name. But I won't write it here. I'm not that plastered.
P is for procrastination. Why put it off? Especially when you want to put it in. Or get it put in. By procrastinating you are running the risk that someone may get there first, might take the place that could be yours. And if the answer is going to be no, isn't it better to know now so that you can strut your stuff elsewhere. An immediate no (don't be a fool and ask in such a way that a no is virtually inevitable) frees you to take your offer elsewhere. I was going to say more about procrastination, and will do so soon. Probably.
Are you tired of all this negativity? Take a look at our companion series that accentuates the positive.
| Levi Reiss has authored or co-authored ten books on computers and the Internet, but to be honest, he would rather just drink fine wine, eat fine food, and enjoy life. He teaches classes in computers at an Ontario French-language community college. Among his many web sites he is particularly proud of his new site celebrating all kinds of love including physical love at http://www.sexsexesex.com. You will find a wide range of jokes, articles, and quotes devoted to various aspects of sex and a great collection of photos. If you don't know French, enjoy the translations. Check out his global wine website at http://www.theworldwidewine.com. |
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