By Levi Reiss
Do you want to improve your sex life? It seems that most people do, whether they are heterosexuals, homosexuals, or somewhere in between. If you are like most of us, you want more sex and you want better sex, and you want it now. Don't believe that there is a magic pick-up line, pill, potion, or perfume that will make it happen immediately, if not sooner. But we do believe that our articles can make a major difference in your sex life, and even in your love life, if that's what you want. Why not give them a try?
We have so many suggestions for improving your sex life that we are putting together an alphabetical list of what to do. Just so you don't miss out, we are also putting together an alphabetical list of what not to do. Don't waste all your time, effort, perhaps money, and perhaps love by putting your foot in your mouth when what you really want; we all know what you really want. This article focuses on naughty, need, and notorious.
N is for naughty. In the old days naughty was about as far as things went without really being naughty. Hey buddy, do you want to buy some naughty pictures? Today you don't have to buy naughty pictures; you can go to my website and see as many as you like for free. I hate to say this but you can go to other websites and see much naughtier pictures. Bring a little naughtiness into the bedroom. It won't be for naught. In fact, there's naughting like it.
N is for need. Where would we be if people had no sexual needs? We'd be missing out on so much, and not only the sex. What a great feeling you have when you first realize that other people need sex, sex with you. Does this make them needy? You need not think that way. Maybe they just have good taste. And taste good as well. Need I say more?
N is for notorious. Now I am going to say something that I'm not supposed to say. One of the best ways to be sexually popular, especially when you are young is to become notorious. "Did you see how Nick dumped Nancy (or vice-versa)? He or she can't do that to me? I'm going to go out that jerk and show him (or her) a thing or two." The dumper becomes an object of choice; the dumpee becomes an object of ridicule. Did you ever hear a teen say, "I'm dying to go out with Ned or Nora, he or she is so nice and unnotorious?" And to think; all this in spite of parent's advice. Being notorious may be a negative characteristic, but believe me it can be very positive when finding playmates.
| Levi Reiss has authored or co-authored ten books on computers and the Internet, but to be honest, he would rather just drink fine wine, eat fine food, and enjoy life. He teaches classes in computers at an Ontario French-language community college. Among his many web sites he is particularly proud of his new site celebrating all kinds of love including physical love at http://www.sexsexesex.com. You will find a wide range of jokes, articles, and quotes devoted to various aspects of sex and a great collection of photos. If you don't know French, enjoy the translations. Check out his global wine website at http://www.theworldwidewine.com. |
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