By Levi Reiss
Do you want to improve your sex life? It seems that most of us do, whether we are heterosexuals, homosexuals, or somewhere in between. Most people want more sex and want better sex, and want it now. We really believe that our articles can make a very big difference in your sex life, and even in your love life, if that's what you want. Why not give them a try?
We have many, many suggestions for improving your sex life and so have put together an alphabetical list of what to do. We also put together an alphabetical list of what not to do. You really shouldn't squander your time, effort, perhaps money, and even love by putting your foot in your mouth when you know what you really want. We present a double series of articles for the letter R. The focus here is on reliable, respect, and ribald.
R is for reliable. Being reliable increases your chances of lying together. And that's no lie. But there is more to it than that. The way I see it, your partner has the right to rely on you to some extend beyond the bedroom. I know of a case where the two people actually were married, admittedly a second marriage for both. She wanted his phone number at work. (Sounds OK to me.) He said "I don't want you calling me at work." (Sounds OK to me.) He completed his sentence with the word "Ever", and presumably never gave her his phone number. (Sounds crazy to me.) By the way, he was not a spy or anything so super special. Now he's retired. I don't know if he has a separate line. But I wouldn't rely on it.
R is for respect. If I hadn't told the above story to illustrate reliable I could have told it to illustrate respect. Way back when and perhaps still today, girls ask guys, if we do it will you still respect me? The immediate answer was always Yes. And the deferred answer, the one after the consummation was often No. The way I look at it such guys have a lack of respect for themselves. They figure that something is wrong with a girl who says Yes to them. They know in their hearts that they are not really good enough for her. Sorry guys, I can't respect your attitude.
R is for ribald. Ribald originally meant to be licentious, to be in heat, or to copulate. All of them sound great to me and often lead to great sounds. Now ribald mostly means to be licentious such as a ribald story. Sounds great to me. But be careful; don't impose ribald stories on those who don't want to hear them. More precisely don't impose ribald stories on those who don't want to hear them from you. There's an old sea shanty song with a line that goes something like: If all them young ladies were singing this song, it'd be three times as dirty, and four times as long. Be that as it may save your ribald stories and ribald activities for those who will appreciate them.
Levi Reiss has authored or co-authored ten books on computers and the Internet, but to be honest, he would rather just drink fine wine, eat fine food, and enjoy life. He teaches classes in computers at an Ontario French-language community college. Among his many web sites he is particularly proud of his new site celebrating all kinds of love including physical love at http://www.sexsexesex.com. You will find a wide range of jokes, articles, and quotes devoted to various aspects of sex and a great collection of photos. If you don't know French, enjoy the translations. Check out his global wine website at http://www.theworldwidewine.com. |
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