Problems in Getting the Sex Life You Want and Deserve - Continuing With R

By Levi Reiss

Whether you are heterosexual, homosexual, or somewhere in the middle there's a very good chance that you want to improve your sex life. Who wants to be alone? Unlike some others we won't promise you an article, magic pill, perfume, potion, or pick-up line that will automatically send you and your intended partner to the bedroom. And yet, I really do believe that you can perk up your sex life whoever you are. We present a double series of articles for the letter R.

This article focuses on the problems and pitfalls that prevent you from improving your sex life. Another series of articles focuses on what you should be doing. Both our "negative" and "positive" suggestions will help you get what you want. Here we examine ridicule and rush.

R is for ridicule. Isn't it ridiculous how some people ridicule their sex and love partners? Are they trying to tell the world I'm ashamed of myself and so am taking it out on you know who. (And guess what, such people probably even know why.) Humor within the couple is a great idea. But don't make it nasty. Actually for great 19th Century cartoons and caricatures it's hard to beat Thomas Nast (the guy who gave us a great Santa Claus.) To compare, take a good look at caricatures from the Frenchman Honore Daumier who lived approximately thirty years earlier. I don't think you'll find either of them ridiculous, even if cul is a French word for butt and other sexual attributes. Now I'm not familiar with either of these great artists' sexual work but you can have fun looking at their caricatures before and after your joint activities.

R is for rush. Why rush through it? Enjoy life. Stop your stopwatch. And stop watching your start watch. Actually if you do it right, which may very well mean nice and slowly, you'll get quite a rush. Now if you fell marshy you can try to do it in the rushes. Just watch out for the bull rushes. And don't get between a bull and a cow. Don't be cowed, you coward. Or they may have to rush you to the hospital. And it won't be to meet eligible doctors and nurses. Actually you may be meeting lots of doctors and nurses. But you won't be meeting any of them; there is too much at steak. Does this sound like a lot of bull to you? Rush to read my next article.

Are you tired of all this negativity? Take a look at our companion series that accentuates the positive.

Levi Reiss has authored or co-authored ten books on computers and the Internet, but to be honest, he would rather just drink fine wine, eat fine food, and enjoy life. He teaches classes in computers at an Ontario French-language community college. Among his many web sites he is particularly proud of his new site celebrating all kinds of love including physical love at http://www.sexsexesex.com. You will find a wide range of jokes, articles, and quotes devoted to various aspects of sex and a great collection of photos. If you don't know French, enjoy the translations. Check out his global wine website at http://www.theworldwidewine.com.