By Levi Reiss
Do you want to improve your sex life? It seems that most people do, whether they are heterosexuals, homosexuals, or somewhere in between. If you are like most of us, you want more sex and you want better sex, and you want it now. Don't believe that there is a magic pick-up line, pill, potion, or perfume that will make it happen immediately, if not sooner. But we do believe that our articles can make a major difference in your sex life, and even in your love life, if that's what you want. Why not give them a try?
We have so many suggestions for improving your sex life that we are putting together an alphabetical list of what to do. Just so you don't miss out, we are also putting together an alphabetical list of what not to do. Don't waste all your time, effort, perhaps money, and perhaps love by putting your foot in your mouth when what you really want; we all know what you really want. This article focuses on jazz, join, and joke.
J is for jazz. There is something about jazz clubs that can push a relationship forward. And how. Maybe it's the music and maybe it's the cool lifestyle. Of course you have to be ready to deal with smoky atmosphere, late hours, dangerous neighborhoods, and price gouging. On the other hand, you don't have to make too much conversation. This crimps some styles. And frankly it doesn't seem too smooth to keep repeating; What did you say? Yet if you reply without hearing the comments from across the table you may end up saying something really stupid. Being excessively show offy about your jazz knowledge may wow some but displease others. And I have a sneaking suspicion that two heavy jazz aficionados are more likely to end the evening in an argument than in an interlocking embrace.
J is for join. If you want to be joined you have to join somewhere along the line. Togetherness is not simply a matter of the bedroom. The meeting of the minds, even when limited (cynics would say it's always limited) is almost a prerequisite to the meeting of the bodies.
J is for joke. There is something about humor that can break down the barriers between people. Get them laughing. But it's a fine line. Get them laughing with you and not laughing at you. The lampshade on the head bit is quite doubtful. I think that most people, myself included, would rather be with people who know how to laugh at themselves than with the deadly serious kind of individual. The word be in the previous sentence covers a lot of verbs including one-night standing. Life and even sex has its funny aspects. Know how to make a joke and how to take a joke.
Levi Reiss has authored or co-authored ten books on computers and the Internet, but to be honest, he would rather just drink fine wine, eat fine food, and enjoy life. He teaches classes in computers at an Ontario French-language community college. Among his many web sites he is particularly proud of his new site celebrating all kinds of love including physical love at http://www.sexsexesex.com - You will find a wide range of jokes, articles, and quotes devoted to various aspects of sex and a great collection of photos. If you don't know French, enjoy the translations. Check out his global wine website at http://www.theworldwidewine.com |
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