By Levi Reiss
Do you want to improve your sex life? It seems that most people do, whether they are heterosexuals, homosexuals, or somewhere in between. If you are like most of us, you want more sex and you want better sex, and you want it now. Don't believe that there is a magic pick-up line, pill, potion, or perfume that will make it happen immediately, if not sooner. But we do believe that our articles can make a major difference in your sex life, and even in your love life, if that's what you want. Why not give them a try?
We have so many suggestions for improving your sex life that we are putting together an alphabetical list of what to do. Just so you don't miss out, we are also putting together an alphabetical list of what not to do. Don't waste all your time, effort, perhaps money, and perhaps love by putting your foot in your mouth when what you really want; we all know what you really want. We present a double series of articles for the letter M. The focus here is on make-believe, moment, and mystery.
M is for make-believe. Have some fun in the sack. It's not all work and it's not all "reality." You're allowed to fantasize. I'm talking like costumes and accents. Why not pretend you're Marie-Antoinette and Napoleon? Just make sure there are no guillotines in the house. It's less dangerous to pretend you're Napoleon and Marie-Antoinette (see how fast roles can change) than to pretend you're Marie-Alice and Ned, a couple who you have met recently. Unless you have no conception of history how can you be jealous of someone who has been dead some two hundred years? But when it's people you actually know playing make-believe can let the cat out of the bag. And once out, it can be hard to make that cat get back in the bag. Believe me.
M is for moment. When the time comes be ready. That certain smile may signal a rare even once-in-a-lifetime (for the two of you) moment. Well maybe twice in an afternoon. Guys, I know it can be difficult. You don't want to be turned into a sex object and besides you have a headache. Remember as Tom Lehrer once sang ostensibly about Boy Scouts: Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared. Be prepared. And remember a condom's shelf life is longer than it's wallet life.
M is for mystery. Some say that sex is one of the great mysteries of life. How does it happen? Why doesn't it happen more often? Why can't men be more like women? Why can't women be more like men, take Samantha (from SATC) for example. Be a bit mysterious. You don't have to tell the story of your life the first time you meet. Or even the tenth time you meet. Make sure there is something of you left to discover. And I'm not only talking about the birthmark inside your thigh, but that's fun too. One more thing: Who kept the toilet seat up is usually not a mystery. Unless you're dating a woman with several sons.
| Levi Reiss has authored or co-authored ten books on computers and the Internet, but to be honest, he would rather just drink fine wine, eat fine food, and enjoy life. He teaches classes in computers at an Ontario French-language community college. Among his many web sites he is particularly proud of his new site celebrating all kinds of love including physical love at http://www.sexsexesex.com - You will find a wide range of jokes, articles, and quotes devoted to various aspects of sex and a great collection of photos. If you don't know French, enjoy the translations. Check out his global wine website at http://www.theworldwidewine.com |
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