Getting the Sex Life You Want and Deserve - Continuing With P

By Levi Reiss

Do you want to really improve your sex life? It seems that most people do, no matter what their sexual orientation. If you are like most people, you want more sex and you want better sex, and you want it now. I hope you don't believe in a magic pick-up line, pill, potion, or perfume that will make it happen immediately, if not sooner. We do believe that our articles can make a major difference in your sex life, and even in your love life, if that's what you want. Why not give them a try?

We have so many suggestions for improving your sex life that we are putting together an alphabetical list of what to do. Just so you don't miss out, we are also putting together an alphabetical list of what not to do. Don't waste all your time, effort, perhaps money, and perhaps love by putting your foot in your mouth when what you really want; we all know what you really want. We present a double series of articles for the letter P, sneaking in a letter Q. The focus here is on playmate, poise, and quick-witted.

P is for playmate. First you play. Then you mate. Then you may go back to playing. If you can, mate. Don't forget to play. It's part of the game. Sex doesn't always have to be serious. As chess players know, you can check before you mate. And you can enjoy yourself even if your date isn't a Playmate. At least she won't have staples in her stomach. What is the male equivalent of a Playmate? And where are his staples? Probably in the cupboard. Free advice: don't do it in the cupboard. Unless you guys are really small. Or your cupboard is really big.

P is for poise. If you want to score with the girls and boys, you really have to have some poise. It rhymes. And it makes sense. There is something about poise that's not poison. Don't be flustered; it won't cut the mustard. Do you remember the Seinfeld bit, really the Elaine bit about grace? Not Grace but grace. Well it's sort of like that with poise. I suppose we could talk about poise under fire. Or poise when you are ready to fire, or to accept and with more than open arms his fire.

Q is for quick-witted. If you are quick-witted you will catch those fleeting little signals that your prospective partner may be barely aware of himself of herself. If you are quick-witted you will understand that tonight is not the night and not ruin your chances for the future, for the near future, the real-near future. If you are quick-witted you will understand that tonight is not the night and that never is the appropriate word and know what to do or perhaps what not to do. It's good to be quick-witted, even if you have to work on it slowly but surely.

Levi Reiss has authored or co-authored ten books on computers and the Internet, but to be honest, he would rather just drink fine wine, eat fine food, and enjoy life. He teaches classes in computers at an Ontario French-language community college. Among his many web sites he is particularly proud of his new site celebrating all kinds of love including physical love at http://www.sexsexesex.com. You will find a wide range of jokes, articles, and quotes devoted to various aspects of sex and a great collection of photos. If you don't know French, enjoy the translations. Check out his global wine website at http://www.theworldwidewine.com.