By Levi Reiss
Do you want to improve your sex life? It seems that most people do, whether they are heterosexuals, homosexuals, or somewhere in between. If you are like most of us, you want more sex and you want better sex, and you want it now. Don't believe that there is a magic pick-up line, pill, potion, or perfume that will make it happen immediately, if not sooner. But we do believe that our articles can make a major difference in your sex life, and even in your love life, if that's what you want. Why not give them a try?
We have so many suggestions for improving your sex life that we are putting together an alphabetical list of what to do. Just so you don't miss out, we are also putting together an alphabetical list of what not to do. Don't waste all your time, effort, perhaps money, and perhaps love by putting your foot in your mouth when what you really want; we all know what you really want. We present a double series of articles for the letter I. The focus here is on impassioned, impractical, and improve.
I is for impassioned. Obviously there is passion and passion. If you don't have any passion in the sack you are in trouble. But when you think about it, if you are not impassioned outside of the sack you're also in trouble. You only live once, so make sure that you do, in fact, live. Throw your heart into it. Throw your guts into it. And then you may be able to throw...
I is for impractical. Practicality bites. And it's rarely love bites. As a bit of a digression, does anyone call love bites sex bites? Back to practicality - did you ever hear anyone say, "I just couldn't say no, I couldn't keep my hands off him/her, he or she is so, so practical."? Granted, there are marriages based on such considerations. But love affairs, or flings, I hardly think so. It just seems so impractical.
I is for improve. We can all improve. There are two reasons to think that you can't improve, either you are under the impression that you are God's gift to humanity or you are so depressed that you will never climb out of that hole. I don't know who you are but I'm going to guess that the truth is somewhere in between. I remember when my daughter was a preteen. We ran into one of her friends who we hadn't seen in a while and asked her if she were still taking the piano. The answer was no, she didn't need to anymore. The implication was that she learned all there was to learn. Funny, I haven't heard or read anything about her piano career and it's been more than ten years. To be fair she did change cities. I just bashed her name into Google, with and without her new city. And came up with nothing. Maybe Google needs to improve its act. Nobody is perfect, even in the multi-billion dollar range. My guess is that they are working on it, as we all should.
| Levi Reiss has authored or co-authored ten books on computers and the Internet, but to be honest, he would rather just drink fine wine, eat fine food, and enjoy life. He teaches classes in computers at an Ontario French-language community college. Among his many web sites he is particularly proud of his new site celebrating all kinds of love including physical love at http://www.sexsexesex.com. You will find a wide range of jokes, articles, and quotes devoted to various aspects of sex and a great collection of photos. If you don't know French, enjoy the translations. Check out his global wine website at http://www.theworldwidewine.com. |
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