By Levi Reiss
Do you want to improve your sex life? It seems that most people do, whether they are heterosexuals, homosexuals, or somewhere in between. If you are like most of us, you want more sex and you want better sex, and you want it now. Don't believe that there is a magic pick-up line, pill, potion, or perfume that will make it happen immediately, if not sooner. But we do believe that our articles can make a major difference in your sex life, and even in your love life, if that's what you want. Why not give them a try?
We have so many suggestions for improving your sex life that we are putting together an alphabetical list of what to do. Just so you don't miss out, we are also putting together an alphabetical list of what not to do. Don't waste all your time, effort, perhaps money, and perhaps love by putting your foot in your mouth when what you really want; we all know what you really want. This article focuses on operator, opportunity, and organized.
O is for operator. If you are a real operator you'll get a chance to operate the equipment or should I say equipments? You might join a special mission: Operation Sex. Just make sure you know how everything operates so that you can avoid an operation. Many real operators are sufficiently organized (see word below) to juggle several operates at one and almost the same time. The most successful French play, Boeing, Boeing describes such an operation. At the time of this writing an English-language version of Boeing, Boeing is back on Broadway. Let's hope it does better than the 1965 version that ran for a grand total of 23 performances when it ceased operations.
O is for opportunity. Opportunity knocks. Don't knock it. Wherever you look opportunity abounds. Someone is always out there looking for adventure, looking for fun. I don't suggest knocking on doors, asking if the moment is opportune. Ring the wrong doorbell and you'll be singing quite a tune. In fact you may be singing soprano instead of bass. Based on experience, that's not the way to first base. Remember, an opportunist is someone who tries to take advantage of opportunities that aren't there. Look carefully around you, get out more, and never forget, opportunity knocks even if your knees are knocking.
O is for organized. Get your act together. I don't mean planning your dates in three-dimensional detail. I do mean keeping your little black book up to date, making sure you have backups of your on-line dating addresses, and not forgetting to pick up your dry cleaning before that special date. You may also plan your dates in sufficient detail, especially when you have two or more on the same day-night. Figure out what to do about Date 2 if Date 1 takes a pleasant turn if you get my drift. (If you get his or her drift.) As Joe Hill (who in the Sam Hill was Joe Hill?) said, don't mourn for me, organize.
Levi Reiss has authored or co-authored ten books on computers and the Internet, but to be honest, he would rather just drink fine wine, eat fine food, and enjoy life. He teaches classes in computers at an Ontario French-language community college. Among his many web sites he is particularly proud of his new site celebrating all kinds of love including physical love at http://www.sexsexesex.com - You will find a wide range of jokes, articles, and quotes devoted to various aspects of sex and a great collection of photos. If you don't know French, enjoy the translations. Check out his global wine website at http://www.theworldwidewine.com |
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